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| gambaq xdak kena mngena dgn post aq!!! |
Teacher : why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour??
Student : because it can't sit down.
Teacher : do u know where to find elephant??
Student : elephant don't need to be found , there are so big , they don't get lost.
Teacher : what bird are found in portugal??
Student : portu-gess
Teacher : be sure to go straight home after the school!!
Student : oh i can't , i live just around the corner!!
Mom : did u get a good place in the chemistry test??
Student : oh yes mom , i sat nest to the cleverest kid in class!!
Thecher : famy..did you bring the picture of the king of Malaysia??
Student : you told me yesterday to bring a ruler eith us didn't you??
Thecher : famy..if you had 90cent in each pocket of your trousers ,
and RM5 in each pocket or your blazer , what would you have??
Student : oh that must be someone else's iniform miss!!
Thecher : wawa..make a sentence with the word COUNTERFEIT in it..
Student : i wasn't sure if it's a centipede or a millipede , so i have to count its feet...
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